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A "Keychain"

A "Keychain"

Regular price $15.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $15.00 USD
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We can't tell you what this is for.

Use your imagination.

But it looks like a cat, and most definitely works better than putting keys between your knuckles when you walk to your car in a dark parkade.

  • Embroidered canvas keychain.
  • Heavy-duty industrial clamp and keyring.
  • One self-defense kitty.
  • All orders ship within 7 days. Tracking available for most destinations.
  • PLEASE NOTE: We declare this item as a "keychain" for shipping, but we cannot guarantee every country is going to like this. In the rare event your item is rejected at your country's border, we will work with you on a re-shipment or refund.
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Every personally-packed order comes with some free stickers, just because we love ya.